chimpcoon

Literally the best fucking thing in the universe.

Shoot buddy I’m a Chimpcoon!!!

by xLORDxYOLANDAx April 21, 2018

Chimped

Rocking up to a fight without your leader and going straight back home.

I was going to crush them until I got chimped

by Tdiz123 June 1, 2018

Chimprovise

To put something to use in a makeshift fashion, similar to afro-engineer and nigger rig.

Yo man, my exhaust rusted through so I had to chimprovise with a soup can and some wire.

by SnowPusher906 November 9, 2018

climple

A pimple on the clitoris.

Having a climple is miserable, my jeans keep rubbing against and threatening to pop the purulent protuberance.

by Tin_Kan November 13, 2019

Chimps knackers

A phrase founded in 2019, whilst in the Ugandan rainforest. Generally used as the term the dogs bollocks. William Bradley came out with the phrase chimps knackers

This is the chimps knackers

by Fix your wifi January 29, 2020

Calimpheter

A dearly beloved blanket.

I cuddled with my calimpheter as I read a book.

by Maria Hunter April 21, 2020

ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him

Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God

by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021