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climple

Having a climple is miserable, my jeans keep rubbing against and threatening to pop the purulent protuberance.
by Tin_Kan November 13, 2019
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Crimpleighbald Smellington

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.
Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington
by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020
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Climples

Pimples located in or around a woman's clevage.
When Lindsey wears that low-cut halter top you can see her nasty climples!
by L Pizzle November 25, 2007
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crimplet

Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.
Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.
by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010
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Chimpless

A descriptor to feeling calm, a relaxed state of mind. You conquered that primitive side of yourself. Well done.

Popularized by various Youtube videos with (CHIMPLESS) in their name.
I was really feeling like shit till I finally simmered down, I was truly chimpless in that moment.
by Steat April 26, 2020
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chimple

Dude! Ben Affleck's got a huge chimple.
by N/A August 20, 2003
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rumple crimple toes

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed
Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes
by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021
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