Monster Counter

A dude that likes to walk through crowds and count on his fingers the number of ugly or fat chicks he comes across is referred to as a Monster Counter.

1) When the old biker wasn't riding scooters or sharpening knives he enjoyed being a Monster Counter while strolling through the zoo on Tuesdays.
2) The Monster Counter was known by the others as being on the receiving end of the angry pirate.
3) The Monster Counter is believed to have a tatoo of the rope wrapped around his mobley nut sack.

by Petergozinya June 6, 2009

chuntaro

A native indian hailing from Michoacan, and other northern states of Mexico whose name has been unfairly turned into a derogative term used to describe a "tacky Mexican".

Look at that farmer boy walking down the street, what a chuntaro.

by Ulysses Daniel Rodriguez February 6, 2004

Counter-Strike

A once respected Half-Life modification. Nowdays, it's just another online-chat, where 13-year olds can release their teenage angst on others, by calling them "fags", "cheaters" or basically anything else that they can possibly come up with. And of course, like all popular online-games, it's full of cheaters (real cheaters), retards, admins who have no sense of justice and people who abuse every single bug they can find for their own good.

It has it's good points though: First of all, called clan matches (with the right group). I'm pretty sure that no other game has been able to create that kind of exitement, and propably will never be. Second of all, it actually needs skill. You're welcome to try your luck on some avarage cs public server, if you think its all "Run around and shoot people".

The things that took away this game's glory are Valve, cheaters & 10-15 -year old kids. Without those 3 things, this game would propably still be the most respected game there is.

Skill, reflexes & strategy are the three most essential things if you want to be a good counter-strike player, or at least that's what they were, if you go back in time about 3 years

by FliE May 30, 2006

The Final Countdown

A movie from 1980 about the USS Nimitz going through a time warp to December 6th, 1941. Once they accept their situation, they try to stop the Japanese from bombing Pearl Harbor. They are pulled back into the time warp before they can stop the attack, returning 2 days after they left.

Starring Kirk Douglas, Martin Sheen, Katherine Ross and Charles Durning.

Filmed during the Nimitz' Sep 79-May 80 cruise. Squadrons aboard included VF-41 and VF-84 (F-14A Tomcats), VA-35 (A-6E Intruder), VA-82 and VA-86 (A-7E Corsair II), VFP-63 (RF-8G Crusader), VAQ-134 (EA-6B Prowler), VS-24 (S-3A Viking), VAW-112 (E-2B Hawkeye), and HS-9 (SH-3H Sea King). All squadrons get time on film. (from IMDB)

The Final Countdown is a good movie if you like sci-fi/drama.

an F-14 pilot is reporting the identity of a pair of enemy planes to Captain Yelland over the radio
Captain Yelland: Alert 1 this is Eagle 1, what've you got?
Pilot: Two Japanese Zeroes, sir.
Captain Yelland: Two what?
Pilot: Two Trophy Class Mitsubishi A6Ms in original condition, complete with all markings. I mean, they look brand new sir!
Captain Yelland: Have you been spotted?
Pilot: Negative, we're right in the sun at their 6 o'clock high.
Captain Yelland: Stay in visual contact, take no action without clearance.
Pilot: Wilco Eagle 1, out.
(from IMDB)

by MITB June 19, 2008

mine countenance whereupon

A more proper way of saying "my face when"
Often seen used on ponychan.net

1: Imagine me eating pie
2: (Posts reaction picture) mine countenance whereupon seeing you eat pie.

by gaga374 August 23, 2011

counter-strike: source

counter-strike: source is the latest version of counter-strike to this day. Instead of the mod being based off half-life engine, it is based off the half-life 2 engine. (the source engine) hints the name. it has way better graphics then 1.6 and down with the same game play. VAC 2 should get rid of the hackers which will make the game even better.

admin deals with hacker:
Here comes the slap to the slay to the ban,
That haxor, you shoulda seen how he ran.
"Oh please admin, gimme one more chance!"
"Shut the fuck up and get up and dance!"

by amish-dq March 13, 2005

under the counter

Also UTC.

1. Refers to the status of medications which are not available over the counter nor by prescription. They are often medications and new drugs that are neither FDA-approved nor illegal.

2. Adj. Refers to the status of drugs that cannot be obtained with or without a prescription in a pharmacy. May be illegal drugs.

1. Melanotan 2 will never be sold in a pharmacy, but you will still be able to get it under the counter from various laboratories.

2. When will they stop arresting people for selling cocaine and other under the counter drugs?

by Courtney Holder February 23, 2008