Captives

An older American vernacular term for Newspapers.

Deliver boy: I don’t see your New York Times Ma’am

Person : can you recheck I need my captives to start my research for a project today

by Freddie Hill December 13, 2020

captism

I had online school and i had a math class but i didnt do anything other them write captism, it has no meaning, i am a stupid baby child so thats the definition, i own this word.

baby: how many problems did you finish in todays math class?

stupid baby: um... today was captism.

baby: you stupid child

by stupidbabiescult March 9, 2021

captious

Tending to find and call attention to faults.

A captious teacher

by NerdGirl0512 May 21, 2021

Captionista

Someone whos puts captions on YouTube videos

I wonder how many captionistas there are on YouTube.

by TUHUS June 30, 2021

captinpuffy

captinpuffy. man! arent they amazing? i mean holy cow, he is such a cool mutual! CAPTINPUFFY MY FRICKEN BELOVED!!

someone: who is this your mutuals with?
me: oh thats captinpuffy! you should boost their account and follow!
someone: will do!

by chedderch3se September 10, 2021

captivating cream

a cream color wall paint that gets laughed about in guided study

let's buy some captivating cream paint at wherein williams.

by aly_soccer9 December 2, 2021

CAPTIONS

It is when a person is obviously thinking something but doesn’t want to say it out loud. Usually it is the blunt truth that is written all over one’s face. A thought that can’t be verbalized without serious repercussions.

When a cute girl in a bikini walks by

Boyfriend says nothing and try’s not to look and stare.
Girlfriend to boyfriend
“ TURN OFF YOUR CAPTIONS PRICK”

by HTown Trouble December 31, 2021