Crispy Creme

A kitty kat that has the IQ of a teacup.

Omgz, crispy cremez, cmere babey i wanna pet your back and throw you at this beautifully white wall. (crispy meows) yeah you meow you tiny little munchkin fucktard, just meow.

by Fumples September 21, 2007

crispy critter

A term used for old people whose brains are so fried that they can't think straight.

"That old crispy critter just pulled out and almost hit me!"

by rsed November 10, 2006

crispy coyote cooter crackers

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter

-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers

by Bibi h February 15, 2008

Crispy Cream

When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.

I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.

by Merk Colasserone May 8, 2013

crispy salmon

The most delicious food EVER and everyone needs to try it.

Best served with maple syrup and lemon.

Caleb: What are you going to order?
Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.

by amazingguy1234 February 9, 2017

crispy taco

When a woman has not washed her vagina in days and a pale yellow crust forms in the waves of the pubic hairs.

"That was a tasty crispy taco!"

by Abby76543 July 6, 2006

crispy corn dog

When a man is fucking his girl in the ass and pulls out and there is shit on his dick. Woman dries the shit with a hair dryer and eats the shit off.

Lick that crispy corn dog!! Bitch!!

by Blow Mesoft December 23, 2009