barken

An androgenous-looking person with no genitalia. The word comes from an amalgamation of the names Barbie and Ken, the anatomically incorrect children's dolls.

Kristi: Is Shiloh a guy or a girl?
Jen: Neither. Shiloh's a barken.

by mindbender July 26, 2006

barking turtle

(Noun) A fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.

Dick: What in the hell was that?
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

Or, alternatively,

Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

by Daphne M. September 21, 2007

Bark Fart

When one passes wind in the sound of a dogs bark

'bark'

"did u just hear a dog?"
"nope, i just did a bark fart!"

by chroni March 8, 2009

bark fight

When two or more dogs in a neighborhood engage in a seemingly endless vocal argument.

Pug: arf!
Peke: rarf! rarf!
German Shepherd: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(pause)
Pug: arf!
(translation)
Pug: My master is best!
Peke: You're wrong - my master is best!
German Shepherd: MINE! MINE! MINE!
(pause)
Pug: I have won the bark fight.

by bob beeflips September 2, 2009

barking dogs

smelly or stinky feet.
also, tired feet.

you've got some barking dogs, man. (your feet stink.)
my dogs are barking. (my feet hurt.)

by geneva kyrkslovan June 19, 2006

Charles Barkley

A euphemism for receiving oral sex while driving a motor vehicle. Based on Barkley's excuse for a recent DUI arrest, which he blamed on being distracted due to the blowjob he was about to receive.

Last night driving down 30th my girl leaned over and started giving me a Charles Barkley.

by weasel hula April 19, 2009

Barkin

East coast slang word for meaning it's hotter than hell outside.

It's barkin outside. It will be barkin all weekend long. Damn it's barkin outside.

by Clubgirlygirl September 21, 2016