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Baffle

Baffle is a sex term, where you hold the shaft of your erect penis and slowly feed your testicles into a vagina, mouth, or extremely well-prepped anus.
"I ball baffle these bitches, I'm not trying to make a baby!"
by Racer XXX February 23, 2024
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Blarf

When you vomit and ejaculate at the same time.
Danny got so excited when Brook gave him a Steamboat Willie that he blarfed all over the kitchen floor.
by Austronomy February 23, 2024
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baffoon

someone who acts stupid on a regular basis
aamira : "i accidently said brakens name out loud"
iman : "you silly baffoon"
by youshouldsym March 15, 2024
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baffeletateted

To be fully complexed about a issue at hand with no conclusion.
I walked into the room and became baffeletateted when I noticed that there was thousands of bats in my Attic of my smallest mansion.
by Groller Bear Scott March 21, 2024
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bafflegab

băfəl-găb noun Speaking in a way that is incomprehensible, confusing, wordy, and filled with pretentious rhetoric so that the listener(s) are perplexed or kept from understanding, especially to frustrate or prevent listener(s) from taking action. Confounding and nonsensical talk or language marked by abstractions, jargon, euphemisms, and circumlocutions with the purpose of obscuring, confusing, hindering, and/or misleading the listener(s).
That keynote address was so full of bafflegab I am utterly perplexed.

Our team of analysts, who translate bafflegab for a living, admitted they couldn’t make sense of the candidate’s position on any of the key issues.

On standing committee, opposition back-benchers are frequently supplied with bafflegab notes by “specialist advisors”.

The effect you’re aiming at is bafflegab, so make sure you speak slowly, pronounce your words very clearly, and pause frequently while gesturing and nodding your head yes, so the audience will think your speech is historically significant.

The CFO elevated bafflegab to an art form in that quarterly earnings call.
by PuntasticBlonde September 3, 2024
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Baffa

person (intoxicated on the CÜÜsh): kanker baffa, cancer, baffa
by echte naam January 8, 2025
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Blafen

NOT FEELING YOUR CADENCE
BEING WHATEVER ABOUT YOU
I was talking to my girl who is a homie of mine and she started blafen me saying okay coo to everything and Bae we got into it and I almost whooped that B
by CMINUS January 22, 2025
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