celebratory dick beating

The act of jerking off after momentous endeavor

"I just finished cleaning the house, now for a celebratory dick beating"

by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014

Freshmen ass beatin

When your a freshmen and freshmen ass beater finds it necessary to hurt you in many ways

Todd just got a major freshmen ass beatin

by Milkius dudius October 18, 2018

The Furry Beating Act Of 2021

if you want to beat a furry without ANY consequence then you can beat them under the furry beating act of 2021. also can be referred to as TFBA or TFBAO2021

joe: i will beat a furry today
furry: haha no! i will cancel you on twitter.com!
joe: The Furry Beating Act Of 2021
furry: oh crud

by AtOneWithTheSussy November 28, 2021

Smell a beating

When you hear a sibling or another child speak in a tone toward an authority figure in which you can sense/feel that they are about to get an ass beating of a life time.

Jerry- I HATE YOU BITCH
ME- “I smell a beating”

by StaplesXD July 9, 2022

Yellow Bentines

A small purple amphetamine pill popular among Irish jockeys living in south London. The drug gets its name from the subtle yellowing effect it has on the skin, especially the scrotum and hands, which has also lead to the naming of a sub-genre of club music known as Heppy-Scrot.

Jockey: Are you the bozz bozz?
The Bozz Bozz: Yes.
Jockey: Got any Yellow Bentines?

by Prof. Geonear December 13, 2008

beating bludgers

See beat your bludgers.

beat your bludgers

by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005

Belting

v. 1. To kill oneself with a belt via hanging.

Harry tried belting himself yesterday.
I'm going to belt myself.

by Stauf March 9, 2005