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dick baseball

when a group of men are in a locker room, or otherwise largely congregated area, and decide to pass time by participating in a game of baseball, using their dicks as the bat.
Well boys, we got anything better to do?
Nah, dick baseball it is.
by Rampaging Boner June 27, 2019
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LED baseball cap

A baseball cap is a close-fitting cap with a curved part at the front that sticks out above your eyes.
when you have purchased a beautiful baseball cap, that provides you with a strip of LED light.
"hey Margret guess what I purchased on wish last night"
"let me guess, a golden dick trophy"
"no, an LED BASEBALL CAP"
"WOW!!!"
by Debra Biblooby August 28, 2019
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twentyfirst base

When you browse and masturbate to every base definition on urban dictionary
You: oh man I browsed every base definition on urban dictionary last night, I got all the way to twentyfirst base

Any rational human being: wow that's pretty sad bro
by Thepeepeeman October 17, 2019
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Wii baseball

The quickest way to get a sore arm besides from jacking off.
My arm is so sore from Wii baseball.
by 8tb39q4 g March 9, 2020
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Troll based

Someone that messes around a lot and is not being serious is troll based.

An opinion that is only meant to piss someone off can also be troll based.
Person 1: Danny is not beeing usefull to the team and is just messing around,
Person 2: Yeah Danny is pretty troll based.
by TheWombat25 October 6, 2020
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Second base

First base : Kissing for at least 15minutes with toungue .TUTORIAL:grab her from the waist pull her in hold her head and kiss her on the lips , pause every few seconds and rotate your head to the other side , I’m the meantime stick your tongue in her mouth and swirl it around hers, let her stick her tongue in now and start sucking on it such on her lips on her young lick her face kiss her neck give her a hickey (synonyms :making out, French kiss, worm wrestle, young kiss, lip to tongue

Second base : touching melons .TUTORIAL :touch her breast with a shirt and squeeze Step2 remove the shirt and do the same but with a bra only Step3 remove her bra and massage her boob stick your finger into her nipple and do adult breastfeeding (synonyms : feeling up , melon bag , eating cherry

Third base : anything similar to sex but not exactly anything sexual they isint putting a penis into a woman vagina (examples: fingering “instead of a penis it’s a finger ” oral sex “it is a tongue ” , eating out , handjob , tossing salad , blow job , head

Fourth or home base: actual sex penetrating a woman’s vagina with a penis

—P.S. consent is key, if it is rape it usually doesn’t count ,this chart does not account for gay sex
Brittany-I was on a date with Jungwon last night
Regina-ErmA gErd to what base did you get
Brittany-All the way home baby
Regina -ON THE FIRST DATE
Brittany -Yes and we even did every type of third base tried dogystyle he gave me a hickey and a rimjob
Regnan-You $lut

Brittany -ErmA FrogIng gErD it is not my fault I am inrisistinle and when a guy starts he can’t stop until he does it all
Regina - Uhg But Jungwon is MINE

Brittany - well you are lucky we didn’t do it in bed
Regina - WHAT
Brittany - YEAH we made out I one of those small photo booths for about four hour when he started to second base but when he got to the part we where both shirtless but I had a bra we ran through the mall naked and broke into the movie theatre where we watched To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before , he removed my bra he squeezed my melons and started sucking on then water balloons when he removed my panties and my belt sized miniskirt and we third based when we where kicked out to we did 1 2 and 3 ina random car again and again when we ran into a library and there we had sex for about 4 hour and then we did all four at the same time for 3 more until we passed out naked and I woke up in a hot tub on a movie set
Regina- how did you do this in one day

Brittany - we pulled an all nighter
by Koooook July 26, 2023
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Thule Air Base

Thule Air Base is a tiny enclave of pseudo-civilization at "The Top of the World" in northernmost Greenland. Made of ice & rock, and featuring 4 months of abominable darkness & 4 months of painfully searing daytime, Thule AB will fuck with your mind more any drug you could find.
You're cold? You weren't at the North fuckin' Pole. Go to Thule Air Base and talk to me again.
by NorthernWoe September 20, 2009
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