Charles Darwin believes in natural selection, weaker beings die, stronger ones survive and reproduce to live another day. The Darwin Award is handed out on the internet usually to people who post videos on youtube demonstrating their purest skills at being a retard putting his or her life on the line.
by simio January 16, 2008
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Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man
Man 2: that's just sad man
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a werewolf who understands.
examples of awarewolf: sigmund freud, wittgenstein, chomsky, einstein and other celebrity figures who are awarewolves.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
Get the awarewolf mug.Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulu). akward turtle
"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulu.
by Chase Bond April 3, 2009
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