anderperry4lifer

the absolute best mutual ever, always makes me happy, 10/10 content, we stan <33333

hey, did you see anderperry4lifer's new video?
yes, it was really good ( as always : )

by i cry tears of ~ gender ~ August 26, 2021

Adderall Chronicles

The best private story ever

Person 1: “Hey are you on adderall chronicles?”
Person 2: “Yeah! I love it! It’s the best Snapchat private story I’m on”

by vcvte August 2, 2022

adderall mom

A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.

I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.

by B00zey April 15, 2023

rusty anderson

to acquire a busted up prostitute with a blue waffle who has had at least 10 abortions

there he goes with a rusty anderson again

by bitchgotthebongwater December 9, 2016

e-anderthal

Someone who is so computer illiterate they are practically a caveman (person).

"Mom, just text me a picture!"
"How do I do that?"
"Nevermind, you're such an e-anderthal"

by big210 March 11, 2017

corrie anderson

Gold digger , narcissistic pyhcopath emotionless turd child stealer

Don't be so fake or you will end up like Corrie Anderson

by Realdeal64 April 6, 2017

palmala anderson

When you don't have a girlfriend and plan on spending sexy time with only yourself.

Looks like it's me and Palmala Anderson tonight! Better than Rosie Palma!

by Ldawg69 May 11, 2018