alphabebia

a fear of the alphabeat

she has a serious case of alphabebia

by Studzzy May 3, 2011

alphabet brumski

Instead of saying "brumski" you recite the alphabet from A-Z

I alphabet brumski'd your mom's tits last night

by ellisdee September 29, 2011

Alphabender

An event where you find 26 drinking establishments in your area each beginning with a different letter of the alphabet, you then go and get smashed at each of these establishments.

going on an alphabender
a- altoria
b- benjamin satchwells
c- ... etc

by warwickgetfuckedupsociety May 20, 2013

Alphabeticalist

the discrimination of letters.

Alphabeticalist kid:
the letter "A" is a faggot

by prof. reaper December 20, 2013

alphabet salamander

when your dick so slippery and rare it makes your girl shout the alphabet

yo man my girl took my alphabet salamander last night

by jektiik April 26, 2014

alphabetized

When you organize something alphabetically

I alphabetized my entire comic collection

by Alphabetized October 30, 2015

Alphabetecist

Someone who is prejudiced against words and the alphabet as a whole

Don't be a alphabetecist and tell me I can't say fuck

by leprechauns jewels September 6, 2016