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Wooking Stick

Wooking stick (noun): a simple tool, sometimes obtained from nature, used to facilitate walking after consumption of moonshine and ketamine.
That dirty wook is using his wooking stick to try and pray to the heady gods for more ketamine and whippets
by Redkamel August 19, 2018
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wormin’

The Sparks are straight wormin’.
by spark18 September 15, 2019
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woking pizza express

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.
I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.
by Flangetta November 23, 2019
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Worming Out

Crawling into a sleeping bag and wriggling around as if one were a worm. The material, confinement, and ability to immerse oneself in Worm Mode makes Worming Out a comforting experience.
I’ve had enough fresh air and light—I’d rather be worming out in the dark
by 4kbunnientity September 8, 2022
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WORKICITY

WORKICITY definition;
wur-kì-cí-ty
'A space of energised balance'

The WORKICITY is the bubble / space were you work closely together through cohesion of energised souls with a shared vision even when you are not working on the same subject or performing totally different actions, it all contributes to the higher purpose.
Example;

My colleague sitting in front of me works on business development while I work on distribution and logistics. If either one of us needs a boost in energy we provide this by being physically within each others workspaces. By this if one has a bad day, early morning, cancelled train in the morning or just in an ill mood, the other can shift the focus by being positive in attitude, therefore keeping a heathy balans in the workspace! We achieved workicity in that moment!

WORKICITY is the bubble / space were you work closely together through cohesion of energised souls with a shared vision even when you are not working on the same subject or performing totally different actions, it all contributes to the higher purpose.
by 96BillionIdeas October 10, 2022
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Woking

A town South West of London with ideal transport links to London Waterloo. It's more than you'd expect from a town in Surrey and, if you don't mind avoiding chavs and so-called 'gangstas', an ideal place to live if you are middle aged. Key landmarks include the Shah Jahan Mosque, the first Mosque in Great Britain, and Rooster Shack, an innovative chicken shop franchise.
"I'm feeling a Peri Burger Meal, you know anywhere good?"
"Rooster Shack in Woking"
by annonysurreyute December 18, 2022
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Wokingham

the fucking worst place on earth. never under any circumstances should you go here
i fucking hate wokingham

since when was ham woking
by wokingham hater September 18, 2023
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