Woody Psychosis

Constantly nagging about someone who you hate to a friend.

Woody psychosis has had me complaining about Woody to everyone and I can’t stop.

Example: Woody is a terrible person and sucks. I can’t believe you still hang out with him!

by Borat Vanilla Face August 15, 2025

woody charm show

having sex

I took that drop'em blossom back t o my place for the woody charm show

by dog nipple October 3, 2016

poop woody

Erection while defecating

I pushed so hard taking a dump it gave me a poop woody.

by Poopwood January 24, 2018

captain woody

A man that has some good sex with a nice size penis.

Can't take it anymore captain woody.
Captain woody your sex is the bomb.

by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013

Woody

Someone with a boner

Yo what's up woody

by Bigmaneddy February 24, 2017

woody harrel’s son

‘That random person’you meet when out and about.

Who’s that guy? Lol, i don’t know, i think he’s woody harrel’s son.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Woody Towel

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.

With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.

by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011