McShit with lies

Using the toilets in McDonalds having given the assurance to the staff that you'll buy something.

"....yeah, I'm chocking on a shunky. My mate's getting the food in just now..."

by McPhail April 19, 2005

keep up with the joneses

to strive beyond one's means to keep up socially and financially with others in one's social circle or neighborhood (from the name of a comic strip by Arthur R. Momand)

If I he can't afford a decent meal, he should not keep up with the Joneses.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2009

bros with benefits

Straight dudes who share hand jobs and blow jobs, maybe kissing if they're really open minded.

I guess I'm looking for a bros with benefits arrangement (Craigslist).

by lonely old dude November 18, 2013

josh dun with you son

When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms

Person 1: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Person 2: Kanye-not

You: I'm so dun with both of you

Person 2: Josh dun?
You: Josh dun with you son
*drums off into the sunset*

by Tyjoaf May 29, 2016

withering away

to wither

conor: woah where did josh go
kallum: he withered away

withering away

by muph August 4, 2021

Riding with Batman

A term used when a man has a man crush but is starting to slip into sexual curiosity.

Based on the theory of Robin's orientation and the ease in which people develop a man crush on Batman.

"I went to see The Boy from Oz and after Hugh Jackman came onto the stage, I have to say I was riding with Batman a little."

by marsneedstowels February 9, 2009

love withdraw

When one becomes ill because they have not been with the one you love for some time.

hey luke you look pretty sick!
no, i'm just going through love withdraw

by LuKeAbE May 15, 2010