Sperm whack

To hit an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually done by a man upon a woman.

Steve sperm whacked Donna.

Terri was sperm whacking Lisa with Roger's pud.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010

Wiki Whacker

A man/woman who uses picures or text on Wikipedia to jerk off.

Jakob: " Did you hear that Dan was Spanking his monkey to a picture of Adolf Hitler on Wikipedia?"

Ryan: " Yeah, What a Wiki Whacker!'.

by The Togetherness Stick April 22, 2011

mental whack picture

a mental snapshot that a man takes of a woman or certain parts of a woman he sees in public so that he can jerk off to the image later.

It would have been too obvious for Dusty to take an actual photo of the hot woman he saw with his cell phone, so he settled for a mental whack picture.

by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011

butch whacked

when a femm in a female relationship is subservient to her partner because of physical threat by the overly masculine counterpart.

"hey what happened to Catherine? she has a black eye." "oh thats her bull dyke of a girlfriend that did that, she has her butch whacked."

by snoopy89 November 23, 2015

poon whack

The extremist maneuver a female can do, it starts with a vaginal first dive off of a roof (over one story high) onto a trampoline then bounce off do a front flip and land on the male's penis with absolute finesse, blindfolded.

"Did you here that Jack and his girlfriend did a poon whack on their anniversary."

by Nickofwiseman December 17, 2015

Turn whacker

One who makes a complete stop to turn into a neighborhood without using a turn signal. This forces all trailing motorist to make an abrupt stop.

Charlie's quick reaction helped him avoid an accident from the turn whacker.

by SNR4LIFE June 23, 2016

pug whacker

One who gets angry and finds an extremely ugly pug to whack around cuz he/she knows its defenseless and gains great pleasure in doing so

"god that dude is such a pug whacker'

by ss 13 January 4, 2017