twos

An exclamation made to show ownership of a seat in a room. When getting up from one's seat, proclaiming twos leaves this particular spot branded by the one who was sitting in it until they return. Sitting in someone's seat after having called twos often times leads to both physical and verbal attacks. Twos must be called while still touching the seat and is invalid if called while standing up. In the instance that he who called twos is to take a seat anywhere else, twos is immediately cancelled and the seat is once again up for grabs. Twos is not valid if he who calls it leaves in a vehicle with expectations of getting their seat back when they return. One is allowed to take a bathroom break and call twos without the toilet counting as another seat.

Zack: What the hell are you doing in my seat?

Greg: You didn't call twos bro, the seat is mine!

Zack: Bullshit!

*commence fight to the death*

by Nacho Supreme September 29, 2008

topsoil

the love scene in recent times

the topsoil nowadays is getting shitty as we coup the goup my lopp uh nugga what

by wetdirt April 18, 2005

Twoops

Something you tweet about in Twitter, that later becomes a source of embarrassment for you

Sharon has been tweeting about her boss; One of her colleague had seen it and reported to her boss. She had a tough time covering up her twoops

by Santy_India January 12, 2010

Twoops

When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.

Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.

by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

tops

someone who things they're nang , heavy, basically someone who is like a leader and everyone is scared of them

that nathan thinks he's tops innit?

by Rachel January 18, 2005

Gruesome Twosome

1 - A really ugly couple who reflect eachothers ugliness,

2 - And ex who is seen with a new squeeze.

1 - ''eww, who are they?''
''That's the Gruesome Twosome''
''Oh''

2 - ''OhMyGod, my ex is over there!''
''Is that his new girlfriend?''
''Yup''
''Gruesome Twosome, much?''

by Katana B August 12, 2009

Twop

1. An Italian-American woman's vagina. 2. An Italian-American woman or girl who acts like a cunt, used mainly by husbands/boyfriends/coworkers of same who gotta live/work/interact with them after calling them one.

My wife can act like such a "twop" when it comes to my buddies inviting me to a boys night out!

by BETOloco October 8, 2005