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Tortured poets department

Taylor Swift’s new album for the readers and the writers.
by cloudstrawberry February 5, 2024
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Aggravated torture causing bodily harm

The criminal code and international charge i am pressing against ontario and canada after 1523 bb gun bbb birdshot suicide attempts 2 cut flexor tendons and 3 broken bones 2 in my foot and cracked ribs.

My life.

398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes
I want canada charged with Aggravated torture causing bodily harm as a victim of injustice as K.C.W.G.
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate
by Cody5050 May 12, 2023
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Chinese Water Torture

When two guys stick their dicks into a Chinese finger trap. The ensuring stimulation makes pre cum leak out edging them but they are unable to cum.
I heard Jack and Max were caught doing Chinese Water torture.
by TopHatPenguin November 29, 2023
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Tortured

My daddy was LITERALLY being tortured! By shallowing a bunch of antidepressants.... Instead of being the most reliable person at his wife’s funeral... Which is a thing he says you’re supposed to do....
Hym “Is crying the signal!? Are we supposed to go save her now!? Iam! Grab your coat! We’re off to Florida! She could be being LITERALLY TORTURED!”
by Hym Iam December 6, 2022
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Cockie Ball torture

When a girl consistently bites your cockie and spits on your balls which makes you ejaculate blood.
"My girl gave me cockie ball torture last night, it was the best," "Awwww lucky man."
by googoogoogoogagagagaga December 7, 2022
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Torture rape and murder

Canada has tortured me be taking all the things I need to be safe and happy. There's been 315 negligent homocides and everyone I've been with raped me as I was too drunk.
I swear revenge for three generations of torture rape and murder.

I kaelen Cody William granger am pressing charges and requesting torture until dead for all who've hurt me.
by Cody5050 December 23, 2022
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