torp

To smoke hookah and weed together. Invented january 2nd.

Gil: dude you wanna torp it?
Ameet: ya I'm comin over right now

by gil ameet cathy giselle January 3, 2010

spunk torpedo

A penis.

Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.

Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.

I'd like to fire my spunk torpedo into that fine pice of ass.

by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin February 7, 2007

topshelf

A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.

On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!

by B Young August 14, 2006

topsham

Boring little town in Devon, England, which is mainly populated by old people and elitist skater bitches.

I'm going down to Topsham for a skate

by wires September 22, 2005

muffin-tops

When a girl wears pants that are too small and she has ungodly child bearing hips and gigantic sides that flow over her pants.

Yo Shandra look at the massive muffin-tops on that bitch, how i would like to put some I can't believe its not butter on those bad boys and take a bite. Damn she fine.

by Kristine_O November 25, 2006

Torpoodo

A turd expelled at an extremely accelerated rate due to a simultaneous poop fart as the turd exits the anus

"I had to dry my butt cheeks after they were hit with the splash from firing a torpoodo."

by Poots_McGee August 21, 2016

Torp

Slang for penis, usually referring to a long slender specimen attached to inexperienced boys/men. (Short for torpedo)

GIRL: Lemme see that torp

GUY: He has a torp for a dick...

by Demonslayer4eva January 19, 2018