mushroom fluff

mushroom fluff is that fat layer that rolls off your sides when you were cloths that are 10 times to small on you and your a fat ugly whore

guy: o my god zoe put that shit away there a small children around

zoe: what did i do

guy: put that mushroom fluff away you fat skank

by mooseman95 April 8, 2009

cunt fluff

the delights that an elderly gent gets when playin with a purse.
also minge fuzz

guy: so yea i was playing with a purse and got covered in cunt fluff man

by jorjii November 26, 2007

bum fluff

The pointless and inevitably very dusty crap plastered onto the walls of 'with it' peoples houses
Interoir designers say it is fashionable, I say it is a piece of shit

by The incredibly smelly jerry May 16, 2003

fluff-nugget

A tool used to fluff your butt to avoid flat secretary butt. Many times, this tool will be hands.

Jenn used a fluff-nugget after sitting in a chair for eight hours.

by research scholar February 13, 2012

Fluff Shake

To fluff shake is to diarhrea. It is a liquid form of a fluff. It is derived from the fact that when you diarhrea it looks like a messed up milk shake was poured into the toilet.

Man, that bean burrito I had yesterday sure gave me a bad case of the fluff shakes.

Oops! I just fluff shaked in my pants.

by Poopty puepty pants April 18, 2005

bum fluff

having hair inbetween ur bum cheeks

stella guest has got bumfluff

by cock nose May 13, 2005

sluts' fluff

The downy matter that rests under one's bed and is composed of bed sheet fibers, hair, dust, and any sort of textile debris. Sluts are too busy working that they barely have the time to clean under their beds, hence the name.

This morning I decided to clean up my house and there was sluts' fluff under every piece of furniture.

by Frances Mann September 19, 2013