Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.
The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."
by Point Oner November 22, 2004
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Although on certain evenings in spring a cool one can be quite refreshing. Mmmmmm, thats a good one...
by dudeman February 21, 2004
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The Mortal Kombat Temple, the greatest Mortal Kombat site in existence.
The empire that would become The Mortal Kombat Temple started back in 1999 on a simple gamers board, compiled with nothing but a few members who shared a passion for the same game. Soon it would blossom into the exellence that we see today; The Mortal Kombat Temple.
Emperor_Sub-Zero, the founder of The Temple, is most likely the official die hard fan of the Mortal Kombat series. At age 20, he has collected each MK arcade machine, every version of each game, the majority of original action figures, komics, official MK weaponry, films, and just about anything you can think of relating to the Kombat world. His vision for his favorite game was put into motion not too much longer after Gamers Board, and he began work on the mighty Temple itself...
Finally, around 2001, The Mortal Kombat temple received it's own domain. With pages and pages of information, it was and still is the greatest Mortal Kombat library you will ever come across, anywhere. It seemed as though Emperor_Sub-Zero was at the top of un-official MK fan-dom, so what else could make his already perfect site even better? The answer: The Mortal Kombat Hideout.
Emperor_Sub-Zero, who was sick of insufficient forums, soon began work on The Temple's official forum; The Mortal Kombat Hideout. The Hideout was a place for Mortal Kombat veterans alike to come and chat and share stories and artwork, something not seen outside of official MK sites. And, members would soon grow into an enourmous family that to this day consists of the best group of friends to be found anywhere in the MK universe.
Clans were soon formed, as groups of people decided to ban together for a secondary cause on The Hideout. Artwork, stories, or just getting up to date information on the next MK game were quite common. Some clans would remain through the thick and thin times, others would soon fade into obscurity and become destroyed due to in-activity.
While staff became somewhat shaky in recent times, it was reverted to near perfection, just as it was when The Hideout began. The Staff for The Mortal Kombat Temple is as follows:
~Temple Elders~
Emperor_Sub-Zero
MadCat
QuanMan
~Shadow Priest~
Lin Kuei Assassin
~Portal Masters~
CorrezZio
Disturbed-Fatalist
~Clan Leaders~
The Purgatory: Lin Kuei Assassin
Eternal Flames: mkkinglogans
Tainted Souls: mk_master
After over five solid years, The Temple stands strong to this day. Soon, The Hideout would become so popular among fans, that Emperor_Sub-Zero decided it would be best to close The Temple and merge the site with the The Hideout in early 2005. This decision upset many people, but in the end it was well worth the efforts. The Hideout now keeps an official library of documents relating to Mortal Kombat. From move lists to secret codes, it's all there.
The Mortal Kombat Temple Kommunity remains one of, if not the strongest Mortal Kombat Kommunities to this day. For more information visit The Temple itself at www.mkhideout.com
The empire that would become The Mortal Kombat Temple started back in 1999 on a simple gamers board, compiled with nothing but a few members who shared a passion for the same game. Soon it would blossom into the exellence that we see today; The Mortal Kombat Temple.
Emperor_Sub-Zero, the founder of The Temple, is most likely the official die hard fan of the Mortal Kombat series. At age 20, he has collected each MK arcade machine, every version of each game, the majority of original action figures, komics, official MK weaponry, films, and just about anything you can think of relating to the Kombat world. His vision for his favorite game was put into motion not too much longer after Gamers Board, and he began work on the mighty Temple itself...
Finally, around 2001, The Mortal Kombat temple received it's own domain. With pages and pages of information, it was and still is the greatest Mortal Kombat library you will ever come across, anywhere. It seemed as though Emperor_Sub-Zero was at the top of un-official MK fan-dom, so what else could make his already perfect site even better? The answer: The Mortal Kombat Hideout.
Emperor_Sub-Zero, who was sick of insufficient forums, soon began work on The Temple's official forum; The Mortal Kombat Hideout. The Hideout was a place for Mortal Kombat veterans alike to come and chat and share stories and artwork, something not seen outside of official MK sites. And, members would soon grow into an enourmous family that to this day consists of the best group of friends to be found anywhere in the MK universe.
Clans were soon formed, as groups of people decided to ban together for a secondary cause on The Hideout. Artwork, stories, or just getting up to date information on the next MK game were quite common. Some clans would remain through the thick and thin times, others would soon fade into obscurity and become destroyed due to in-activity.
While staff became somewhat shaky in recent times, it was reverted to near perfection, just as it was when The Hideout began. The Staff for The Mortal Kombat Temple is as follows:
~Temple Elders~
Emperor_Sub-Zero
MadCat
QuanMan
~Shadow Priest~
Lin Kuei Assassin
~Portal Masters~
CorrezZio
Disturbed-Fatalist
~Clan Leaders~
The Purgatory: Lin Kuei Assassin
Eternal Flames: mkkinglogans
Tainted Souls: mk_master
After over five solid years, The Temple stands strong to this day. Soon, The Hideout would become so popular among fans, that Emperor_Sub-Zero decided it would be best to close The Temple and merge the site with the The Hideout in early 2005. This decision upset many people, but in the end it was well worth the efforts. The Hideout now keeps an official library of documents relating to Mortal Kombat. From move lists to secret codes, it's all there.
The Mortal Kombat Temple Kommunity remains one of, if not the strongest Mortal Kombat Kommunities to this day. For more information visit The Temple itself at www.mkhideout.com
by Lin Kuei Assassin September 13, 2008
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by templecityhighschooltrashhh August 30, 2019
Get the temple city high school mug.A genre of books brought into prominence after the success of The Da Vinci Code in which the author mentions the Knights Templar, the Freemasons, the Illuminati or any other historical secret society in order to add credibility to his or her work of total fiction.
by peridot823 October 10, 2008
Get the templar trash mug.What soybeans become once they are fermented with vinegar and fungus. This supposedly edible concoction smells vaguely like ammonia and tastes mostly like ass. Some people refer to it as a meat substitute, but don't believe them.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Hey, man, want some of my tempeh?
Other person: Nah. Maybe if I were starving to death.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Dang. I don't want my tempeh either....
Other person: Nah. Maybe if I were starving to death.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Dang. I don't want my tempeh either....
by creaternity April 27, 2006
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Eminem at a check up- Yo, check out my temp and my blood prez bitch, I ain't no fuckin lame I'm gonna flip da fuck out if you don't do it yo, I'll make more muthafuckas bleed in dis bitch!
by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018
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