tempy 

Give it a minute's worth of attention and it will give you a lifetime's worth of desperate mooching. It is incredibly difficult to get a TeMpY out of your house once you have let it in. It will use your internet to flirt with other people and suddenly you'll notice that all of your bologna is missing. The best thing to do, once the bologna has been recovered, is to send it back where it came from - there's a reason it was tossed out in the first place.

"Dude, I can't get this tempy off my johnson. You got any WD-40?"

tempy by tempylove1 January 3, 2014

Tempy 

A nice, fun, amazing girl, preferably in the United Kingdom, usually used to name a girl that you don't know their name but you think positively of them.

Friend 1: Remember that girl at the party we went to?
Friend 2: Oh Yeah, Tempy?

Tempy by hi there how you doing August 2, 2021

tempy 

An incredibly vivacious, little hottie with brains to boot.

That tempy over there is the one for me!

tempy by Tempy October 23, 2003

tempy 

A strange guy from portsmouth who is trying to steal ma place with my friends but left ma beer!

Damn that tempy!

tempy by Paul "Playdough" Medyk August 20, 2003

Ill-tempered 

It’s an adjective and it means having or showing a bad temper; being annoyed and irritable; being cranky or disagreeable. You know the sort of person, they come into work pissed off with everything and everybody and just looking for an excuse to blame somebody for everything that is wrong in their crappy lives, the world, the universe. Thoroughly unpleasant shitbags.

He’s nothing but an ill-tempered scrote.

Ill-tempered by AKACroatalin April 29, 2015

Template fatigue 

In the corporate world, templates are often provided by more senior people as a means of requesting and gathering information. The template are portrayed as an attempt to make the process easier, when in reality they make things harder.

These people in headquarters keep sending me templates to fill out on different topics. There are so many of them and in different versions that I’m suffering from template fatigue.

Template fatigue by M-regulator October 12, 2018

Room Temperature Challenge 

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.

The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

Room Temperature Challenge by not John Correia June 5, 2018