Dirty Telescope

When an unguided asshole accidentally finds the eye

I just saw my cat give my dog a dirty telescope, such disrespect!

by HighWizeguy March 5, 2019

jade telon

scorpio minor who has an affair with Juanito feito

You see that mf who just got off the getbus? We call them Jade Telon s round deez parts.

by bh4dbh4b13 February 19, 2022

Kangaroo Telescope

- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.

I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!

by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023

Lukas Telešius

Fucking handsome: big dick, big balls and loves big hugs.
Also pretty creative.

Look! It’s Lukas Telešius! I’d love to see his big cock…

by Nežinomas March 14, 2023

Kangaroo Telescope

A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.

"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"

by 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒶 ♤ April 28, 2024

Fucking Telstra

It's what you say when you cannot make calls in rural areas because there is no phone signal. Telstra was the first and always is blamed as the worst, internet and phone service provider in Australia.

"I tried to reach you but I couldn't; Fucking Telstra!"
"The phone doesn't work out here. Fucking Telstra!"
"Fucking Telstra took down 3G, and took down all of us out here in the country. It's alright for those city slickers, they get looked after. Fucking Telstra!"

by Barron Lands December 14, 2024

Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl

The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe

by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019