jono theo

A fucking retard dickhead. No body fucking likes him but he still thinks he is so cool when he will always be a fat fuck

Don’t be a Jono theo

by Ihatejonotheoharidishesacunt March 28, 2019

Poor Theo

A miserable, ugly Greek bloke who works as a bouncer at a gay bar and constantly feels sorry for himself. He walks around the house saying "Oh dear!" over and over.

Poor Theo sounds really upset. What's wrong? Has his best friend died?

No, he's feeling suicidal because he overcooked his fried eggs.

Poor Theo!

by Lumpbag April 29, 2009

Dirty Theo

When a guy eats out a girl, spits out her cum on her stomach, then slaps her for cumming in his mouth.

This girl tried to cum in my mouth last but i said bitch! and gave her that young dirty theo!!

by thjoha December 18, 2011

florida theo

Fuck theo Christopher

fuck florida theo

by Florida theo April 1, 2019

Dirty Theo

A dirty theo is the act of wanking of to a nude over photoshoped picture of ryan reynolds while talking on the phone.

i was doing the dirty theo while talking on the phone.

by The royal sosiety of jokes[NO] April 26, 2022

National hug theo day

you have to give your bsf named theo a hug even if it’s a virtual one

Julia has to give theo a hug on national hug theo day.

by theo’s favorite November 12, 2020

Pulling A Theo

Falling asleep on buses or in inconvenient places excessively frequently.

"Uch, I was so tired in class today that I ended up pulling a theo"

by Snofish September 16, 2011