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Hobo Shank

A hobo shank is the act in which a person (usually a drunk hobo) straightens their hand so that their fingers are tightly knit together and pointing straight out and then hand shanks someone.

The Shanker shanks the female with their hand in between the breast and shoulder blade, directly underneath the arm-pit. This renders the female paralyzed with pain (similar to the inhumane and forbidden sacking of a male) and then succumbs to the Shankee for a night of blissful love making in the alleyway.

In modern culture, the hobo shank relates to a immature feud between couples or friends in which a "hobo shank" threat is issued to a female, such as a blow to the testicles would be administered to the male.
"Chris you whore! Who is this b**** texting you a booty call?!?"

"Woman, i'm trying to drive the vehicle! Now stop messing around or else i'll hobo shank you!"
by Pat6290 May 18, 2009
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Meat Shank

Noun:
An alternative term for an erect penis.

Verb:
To place ones penis in ones vagina

Meat=Slang for penis
Shank=Object used for stabbing
Look at the size of my meat shank!

I'm goin to meat shank that bitch.
by Vin June 1, 2004
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fc sankt pauli

Since being founded in the year 1910, the St. Pauli Football Club has been based at the Heiligengeist pitch. It rapidly developed a close connection with what is perhaps the most famous urban district in Germany and its inhabitants.

Its first sporting successes began after the Second World War, when in 1948 its "miraculous eleven" got into the semifinal of the German championship.

In 1977 it succeeded in getting promoted into the first Bundesliga division, but was immediately relegated again. After playing for some years in what was then the Oberliga Nord Top Northern League, in 1984 it graduated once more into the field of paid professional football.

Parallel to the development of the St. Pauli district, which attracted increasing numbers of students, punks and artists, from the mid-eighties on an alternative fan scene came into being around the Millerntor, and for the first time the pirate flag was raised at the stadium. From this time on the skull and crossbones gave symbolic expression to the rebellious and pugnacious philosophy of the club and its fans.

This attitude paid dividends when the club once more earned promotion to the top division of the Bundesliga in 1988 – an event of mythic resonance. Remarkable contests were played out at the Millerntor home pitch against apparently invincible opponents. All the same, there was a constant concern for fair and civilised behaviour towards the opposing side. Incidentally, the St. Pauli football club was the first club to enshrine a ban on rightwing nationalist tendencies in its stadium rules right from the start.

Once more in the first division from 1991, with a two year gap (1995-1997), the club celebrated football festivals in the second division that were characterised by creativity and openness to the world. On 20 May 2001 a young St. Pauli team succeeded, in a heart-stopping finale at the Nuremberg Franken Stadium, in achieving promotion to the first Bundesliga division. Sad to say, the League's buccaneers dropped to the second division again after just one year. Players and fans can relish the memory of the 2:1 victory at the Millerntor in what was an indescribably exciting atmosphere. The title of "Victors over the World Cup Champions" was coined!

Apart from its Bundesliga team, St. Pauli also fields an ambitious amateur team in the Oberliga Nord. Many of these young hotheads have recently proved good enough to transfer to the professional team.

The St. Pauli club also has eleven amateur sections, of which the most successful is the rugby section, which has won championship titles (above all the women's rugby title), and the Friends and Supporters Association Abteilung Fördernde Mitglieder or A*F*M.
I took a photo in FC Sankt Pauli; of them playing football.
by Frederick D. June 20, 2007
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shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’
I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’
by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018
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Swanker

N:Swank'er: A hipster who is drunk, but is too hip to admit they're drunk, hence they refer to themselves in the swank manner, as "Still cool."

V: To swank: The act of a hipster being drunk, yet playing it cool.

Adj: Swank: Used to describe someone of the hipster type, as drunk but trying to play it cool.
Examples of Base "Swank" and its forms in use.
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N: "Look at that swanker, he is obviously drunk and should return to his studio apartment before embarrassing himself further.

V: "Play it down bro, no more beer, I am swanking as it is."

Adj: "Yeah she was a swank woman, playing it all cool and then proceeding to vomit on my mittens."
by Snoth October 23, 2011
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love shank

stabbing a bitch repeatedly with your bloody dick.
I gave that whore's grandma the best love shank last night.
by jeremy o'connor May 15, 2008
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I'll shank your ass

shank(adj) To cut in lower body, above hips, or in sides of chest. Weapon used to cut being a very stubby homemade knife made of easy to obtain items. When shanking, use fast blows.
Blan shanked Nart S. over and over.
No one can shank like Blan.
I'll shank your ass, nigga.
by Blan October 18, 2004
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