O’Nella’s Straw

A philosophical principle based on Occam’s razor. “The simplest design is always the most efficient.”

The drinking straw’s design formed the basis for O’Nella’s Straw

by Whythisword February 24, 2023

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Put that straw to the floor

When ur sober mate refuses to finish his drink you must use this phrase to ensure he gets on your level.

Sexton you cunt ‘put that straw to the floor’
(Sexton) Proceeds to finish drink

by MgC1638383 April 18, 2025

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Get the Put that straw to the floormug.

honey straw

Glass or metal rig usually shaped like a straw used to take dabs.

I just got a new honey straw let's go smoke some dabs!

by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

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Don't bust a straw!

The worst thing ever to happen when a person is seriously thirsty.

HEY DON'T BUST A STRAW!

by Tdent465 November 24, 2022

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A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.

I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!

by L892 March 8, 2025

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