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stalkernoculars

Sophisticated binoculars usually very large with a high magnification (such as this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:15x70-binoculars.jpg) used for the purpose of stalking or looking into other people's homes.
Alex used John's stalkernoculars to peer into neighboring homes in Birch Bay.
by Mr. Pi December 19, 2008
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stale mail

Email that's so old that by the time you get to it, you might as well just delete it rather than reply.
Steve-O: I got email from Sam looking for that set list.

Spunky: You send it to him?

Steve-O: Naw, by the time I got through the rest of my inbox, he got it from someone else. My inbox is full of stale mail like that.
by AgentMike April 29, 2009
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staldi

1) working very quickly while actually not accomplishing what is needed to get done. getting distracted with details while not paying attention to the overall goals.
2) delaying the inevitable despite all signs pointing to what must happen.
"i thought we where here to paint the walls, not get all staldi with the curtains."
"dude, cannot you see mark is an asshole? don't get all staldi and not fire him now."
by moffss February 2, 2010
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Stalkeerer

noun A person who is being stalked (a stalkee) who, for their own safety and sanity, must stalk their stalker's actions to be aware of what stalking may transpire.
PERSON A: I read on her friend's facebook wall that she is obsessed with me! Does that make me the stalker now for reading that?
PERSON B: No dude, you're a stalkeerer!
by ellliotrosenburger July 20, 2010
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stalked by

the equivalent to walked by, in facebook and other social networking sites, to check out someones status or page
I just stalked by your fb page to say hi!

I stalked by his page and saw some nasty pics.
by krazykrakhed April 5, 2011
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stale ketchup

3 day old period blood found in a McDonalds bathroom.
I used some stale ketchup on my Big Mac.
by HappyMeal145879 October 11, 2013
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Stalker

Stalker.

The word stalker is often now loosely used to refer to anyone who takes a greater romantic interest in you than you do in them. But more strictly, it should be used to an unwanted aspirant lover whose attentions have become obsessive, bordering on or beyond insane. Invariably a stalker will not think of him or herself as such. They'll use one of the following rationalisations:

1) The moral crusader. The victim has done something bad and deserves to be psychologically bullied as punishment.
Literary example: Notes on a Scandal by Zoe Heller (www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoë_Heller)

2) The secret accomplice. The victim has given out secret signals that they welcome the level of attention. However much they deny it, they want it.
Literary example: Enduring Love by Ian McEwan (www.ianmcewan.com)

3) The devoted protector. In this very common case, the stalker believes he or she is merely looking out for the victim, keeping an eye on them in their own best interests.

Literary example: Memoirs of a Stalker by Thomas W. Hodgkinson (thomaswhodgkinson.com)
I am not a stalker - I'm just concerned friend
by Virbius October 29, 2015
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