Stalde

A proud member of the Mayhem Makers. Undefeated estonian. Don't fuck with him! He also kicks your ass in wing chun. ANTI-KOEN (L_QUE).

Chuck Norris: "Who's Stalde?" Koen answers: "FUCKING ESTONIAN LULZ!!!" Chuck Norris: "SHIIIIIIT!!!!!"

by The Mighty Estonian April 22, 2010

Side Bitch Stalker

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.

Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂

by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018

Cabbage Patch Stalker

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

stale smoke

When ur rippin bong in a sesh and leave some smoke in the bong and then pass the piece to the next person in the sesh. If you are on the receiving end of the pass, you better get that stale outta the bong before it contaminates ur ass.

Bro are u serious, finish ur rip! You keep leaving stale smoke (or stale) in the bong!

by nostale_justmango October 26, 2017

Spoti-stalker

When it becomes clearly obvious that your friends aren't playing their own music on Spotify, but rather are looking for what you are listening to, and then playing the exact same thing.

"There's no way that he coincidentally played same exact 5 songs as me on Spotify. It's clear that Josh is a dangerous Spoti-stalker, and I need to be extra careful to not get my style ripped off."

by WolfmanChi July 26, 2012

Screen Stalker

Somebody who watches another person's screen when playing a split screen fps game, in order to give them hints on their location, or to know when they are coming for them. Causes very much frustration to the person who is being stalked.

John sprayed his gun through a random roof, and killed Tom. Although that was the game winning kill, they both new that John was a screen stalker.

by Coolcatsarecold May 18, 2010

Layne Staley

An amazing singer and songwriter. You can get lost in his voice and u can cry when u hear the lyrics. He is the lead singer of a wonderful band called Alice in chains. He has suffered from drug addiction most of his life and many of the songs he wrote were about his Struggling . He died from an O.D and was found on the couch 2 weeks later, when his body began to decompose. It's really sad that such talent has gone to waste but he will always be remembered by his fans and will always live through his music that will be there forever.

"Goin' down the steps on a white line
Straight to nowhere"
"Black is all I feel, so this is how it feels to be free"

by Blackenedrose May 26, 2005