Sports that require artistic excellence, not just athletic ability. Often not considered sports because the are judged on art and not physical skills, sparts require artistic ability, and are judged. You cannot objectively say who is the best at any particular spart, rather who's form you like most. Often people can be very good at sports, but not at sparts as they lack the ability for the fine motor movements involved. Same with those who are good at sparts, they lack the speed or raw strength involved in many sports.
The word is based off of a combination of art and sport, because they are artsy sports. Judged on artistic quality and not physical ability.
The word is based off of a combination of art and sport, because they are artsy sports. Judged on artistic quality and not physical ability.
Julie: Marching band is definately a sport.
Bob: Really, It's more of a spart. It's got this artsy thing going.
Bob: Really, It's more of a spart. It's got this artsy thing going.
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Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident
Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident
Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
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That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush
That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush
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Sparts have a slightly discomforting obsession with abolishing "fascist" age-of-consent laws, and are occasionally shunned as some sort of Marxist-NAMBLA.
Sparts have a slightly discomforting obsession with abolishing "fascist" age-of-consent laws, and are occasionally shunned as some sort of Marxist-NAMBLA.
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