Shirepanda

A fool that self promotes on Urban Dictionary

"I heard Shirepanda self promoted on Urban Dictionary."

by Noah Craig January 8, 2022

Shire oak

Shire oak is full of dirty little slags especially RUBY ARNOLD who loves to get involved in peoples business and brags about her dad being “RICH” Cortney Berry who’s just a sly weirdo, KEELEY PODMORE who likes crying when she gets beat up and taken the mickey out of but does it to people herself.

Oh I might just move to SHIRE OAK it seems cool

No don’t it’s a shithole

by Jusacooldood January 15, 2022

Spare

Spare (n.) Pertaining to the line of succession in a monarchy. The sibling of a future monarch; bitter backbencher who resents having to work for a living; shirks his duties to the public while demanding that the taxpayer support his lavish lifestyle; insists on using his birthright titles in a foreign country which doesn't recognize said titles; demands privacy from the great unwashed, but signs lucrative contracts with Hollywood brass; monetizes events that are over a quarter of a century old; Emotionally and intellectually stunted. History will remember him as a sad, bleak, self aggrandizing man, or alternatively, as a middling influencer shilling nutritional supplements.

The Duke of Irrelevance is a Spare—his Brother is a future King.

by Sad Spare October 31, 2022

A spare dick in a fucking contest

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.

"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

by hteb78 April 29, 2013

oob shire

An insult for a girl version for a simp

The chad began to call the girl an oob shire.

by Nod lmao February 18, 2020

Shirey

A Shirey is a person that goes by the name Shirey because no one cares enough to learn their real name. They often are so unimportant, in fact, that people confuse their title with Shirley or even Shitley. A Shirey is a smelly bag if garbage that somehow took upon the humanoid form. Also, Shireys seemingly have an uncanny obsession with touching the feet of others without consent. Don't be a Shirey.

- "Go away Shirey, no one likes you!"
- "Do you even have a first name or does everyone just call you Shirey?"
- "You gross little pervert rapist get out of the women's restroom you fucking Shirey!!"

by Preacher of Peaches August 2, 2019

Shiree

a lonely girl that is heartbroken and confused by the mystery of love in a world of dissaray and confusion

Shiree loves Jeremy but Jeremy is a dick head.

by shiniqua November 23, 2003