Smutty Jesus
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
"What's the matter Amelia?"
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023
Get the Smutty Jesus mug.(-plural noun) Not to be confused with the glitterati, the slutterati are famous for their penchant for sleeping with legendary numbers of men and their general slutty demeanor and reputations.
"Loose women".
"Loose women".
Paris Hilton and the rest of her slutterati crew have to do kegel exercises just to keep their guts from falling out through their distended fishcaves on to the dance floor.
Smell that? The slutterati have arrived.
Is that Katie? Since when did she join the ranks of the slutterati?
Smell that? The slutterati have arrived.
Is that Katie? Since when did she join the ranks of the slutterati?
by Leisure Class Hero September 20, 2010
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Dog Latin play on the classic phrase Carpe Diem
Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).
Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).
by gentaXY August 9, 2009
Get the Carpe Sluttem mug.A person who is deemed dirty, disgusting, nasty or trife due to physical appearance and/or personality
-Would you ever date him?
-*Ewww, no. His hair is greasy and he doesn't shower.
-That's so true! He is kind of scutty.
-*Exactly
-*Ewww, no. His hair is greasy and he doesn't shower.
-That's so true! He is kind of scutty.
-*Exactly
by yang yang chi August 29, 2010
Get the Scutty mug.by LickGodLun November 26, 2018
Get the Smutty mug.OMG! Did you see Dan with that girl last night? She was SUCH a slutterbutter.
Girl to her friend: "Love you slutterbutter." <3
Girl to her friend: "Love you slutterbutter." <3
by HRA623 June 11, 2011
Get the Slutterbutter mug.A sexual fetish in which a previously non-slutty girl is turned into slut. Differs from Bimbofication in that, while a sluttified girl will lose her sexual inhibitions and morality, she will not lose her overall intelligence.
See also Slutification.
See also Slutification.
André enjoyed reading Sluttification erotica because he liked seeing girls twisted into sexual deviants.
by DeezNuts515 February 7, 2020
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