a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.

Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.

by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008

Long Story Short

Taking a long story and summarizing its main points, skipping over unnecessary details

I wanted to tell you all about my amazing day , but long story short, I totaled your car!!

by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 25, 2008

short bus

School vehicle meant for special education students. Many are equipped with wheelchair lifts. Most seats are equipped with restraining belts.

by Alex February 2, 2003

Sharty Party

A party, in which all of the guests shart.

I am going to have a “sharty party” tonight.

by wordbox January 19, 2021

Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021

Short bussed

The absolute highest level of inebriation possible. Being so high/drunk that you’re basically retarded, thus belonging on a short bus.

Dude, I was actually short bussed last night dude

by Men of shortbussery March 15, 2021

Sharty Mustard Butt

When somebody sharts in their underwear and wallows around in it for a long period of time. The color and texture resembles a mustard like substance.

Brian is a sharty mustard butt.

by KrissyNJbo June 19, 2010