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Hankerin for a shankerin

When simple island folk visit a big city and seek out a way to get a good old fashioned shanking to earn their validation.
Bobby: "Heading up to Radar this weekend. Golly gee I'm hankerin for a shankerin!!"
by Potatoe124 February 25, 2013
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Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd

The famous massacre of 1857, Ohio, was caused by this masked outlaw, later found creating wide disturbances in the British Government, violently stabbing the prime minister and throwing his body into the Thames causing the Black Plague from the rotting corpse. She later fell in love with an exiled Ninja who taught her how to use her blade with efficiency and power, he loved her so much he named the most lethal techniques after her, thus producing the word Shank, she later died at a ripe age of 103. Her memory lived on with all those that carry knives.
Stabbing a victim before Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd was around was known as Merking, after her teachings its common knowledge that it is Shanking
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Big Meaty Shanker

A huge, gross booger. One that is so stuck up one's nose that it frequently has to be picked out.
Man, I really feel like wiping this big meaty shanker on my boss's doorknob.
by Fucknuggetz August 26, 2017
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Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.
Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.
by Rianon May 6, 2018
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Mexican meat shank

A Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.
I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.
by geusbshsown January 18, 2023
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shankar

a hairstyle that appears to be made entirely of pubes, generally in an afro shape
that dudes got a shankar going on, poor bastard
by tim--maynard February 16, 2008
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Shankill

A rough neighbourhood in West Belfast Ireland filled with alot of paramilitary members and murals dedicated to terrorism
"Did you see that new UFF mural up the shankill it's scary looking"

"Don't mess with him he's from the Shankill"
by Harry69 June 29, 2009
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