bobby schmergetz

The demi god of Italian classes all over the world. An god and inspiration to all!!!!

bobby schmergetz loves to come to class and sing sound of music

by bobby schmergetz March 8, 2022

Regular Shmegular

A person or a thing that is so regular and/or basic, that they literally mean nothing.

A Honda Civic is so regular shmegular, it gives me health issues.

by Jessica Ta December 19, 2023

Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

Turn me up shmere

When you see a shmere nigga or when smhere come in like dee

Chonge"damnn shmere i see you!" deer:"tUrn ME UP SHMERE"

by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019

Turn me up shmere

When you see shmere go crazy or when shmere came in like dee

*girl twerks on shmere

"TURN ME UP SHMERE"

by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019

derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide

Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now

by astro648 July 5, 2024

Herda gerda gaberda shmerda curla herda

Swedish for "Love makes no sense but goes great with lingenberry sauce." Famous words by the legendary Swedish poet Ingmar Ibsen.

Love is strange. It's like the Swedish poet once said, "Herda gerda gaberda shmerda curla herda..."

by Handle Found November 26, 2025