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Definitions by astro648

A slang term for American petroleum / crude oil.
A poor mountaineer barely kep' his fam'ly fed / And then one day he was shootin' at some food / And up through the ground come a-bubblin' crude. / Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea. / Well the first thing you know old Jed's a millionaire.

During WWII, Berlin could be cut off from supplies in Baku or North Africa, and Tokyo's tanker route from Borneo could be blockaded - but no one could interrupt the American war machine's access to Texas tea.
Texas tea by astro648 August 16, 2026

derk my shmerk 

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide
Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
derk my shmerk by astro648 July 5, 2024