shit shave shower and wank

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.

i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out

by pittaway 45 October 16, 2008

shavedstick

Verb: Used to describe a man’s balls and penis which are totally hairless, thusly making them appear much larger then they really are.

Danielle says Glenn, shavedstick looks so big
David shave his balls too

by chris50m February 17, 2006

Shavesty

A combination of sham and travesty.

"This is an absolute shavesty!"

by The Pixar Girl June 22, 2019

Shaved Hamster

Rock Band out of Fort lauderdale, FL. USA. Founding members are Stewart Jennings and Amy T. Baxter. Produced by Scott Putesky AKA Daisy Berkowitz; co-founder and former lead guitarist for Marilyn Manson.

Experience Shaved Hamster's diverse sounds when you go from upbeat, wave hello to your neighbors with a smile to the creeping, dark, bittersweet sound that is sure to lure you in.

by Billy Shakes June 4, 2010

shiver me timbers

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.

Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!

by Julie Raven August 6, 2006

shave it

A common 21st century request women get from their men.

See also wood floor.

You: Hey, honey, it would be a major turn on if you shave it.

Her: Shave what?

You: You know what...

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

gym shave

When you shave only the calves of your legs so that when you put on your shorts during gym class none of the boys get grossed out

Joan did a gym shave last night so that Joe wouldn't be grossed out by the fact that she could have had dread locks on her legs.

by GurrYos June 20, 2006