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the shampoo

Usually performed by an extremely gay person called max. The move in which a man cums into another man's mouth, the man then gargles to create a shampoo effect.
bob: what is that guy doing in the movie?
fred: he is giving him the shampoo
by callmegod93 June 25, 2009
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stinky shampoo

When you take poop and wash someone's hair with it like it is shampoo
I went to my boyfriends house and he was suppose to shampoo my hair instead he did a stinky shampoo
by Fart master flash December 20, 2013
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Andrew Shampoo

Has an unhealthy obsession with Micah.
Has uncontrollable anger issues.
Has butt implants.
Brushes his teeth with water and no toothpaste.
This is that moment where Nathan new he “Andrew Shampood” up.
by Whipdy doo gimme that boot November 11, 2019
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UwU sempai zaddy

when you are an anime addict and you are in a relationship with somebody who has those lovely anime thighs.
Noah: *Goes up to your mom*
Your mom: Hi
Noah: UwU sempai zaddy
by Throat_goat420 May 24, 2023
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whore shampoo

when a guy cums in someone else’s hair or cuming in one’s hands and washing another’s hair with it.
Bro last night I got whore shampooed and my hair is low key soft.
by jehovah witness June 10, 2023
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C'ha sempre da ridì

When someone has to have the last word in any discussion, no matter the subject, even if they are not involved in the conversation in the first place.
Example 1:
Person A: It was raining all day yesterday, I did not go anywhere.
Person B: Yeah, I was outside and got soaked.
Random person: Well, it actually did not rain between 3 and 4 pm
Person A: C'ha sempre da ridì!

Person B: C'ha, c'ha *Making shotgun noise*, sempre da ridì.

Example 2:
Person A: I wonder how taste works.
Person B: I believe that the tongue is divided into areas, each dedicated to a specific taste.
Person CSDR: Well, *pushes glasses back with his finger* that theory was debunked in 2006 with the general rule being that there are five basic tastes identified so far, and the entire tongue can sense all of these tastes more or less equally. Blah blah blah... science facts.. shit no one cares about.. blah blah blah...
Person A&B: C'ha sempre da ridì! *screams and laughter ensues*
by Kill2bees July 21, 2017
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Can I shampoo your carpet

To scrub her rug , oral sex on a female using your tongue as a Rug Doctor
Hey babe can I shampoo your carpet!
by Hitzzzzzz JR July 5, 2018
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