the seven-year ditch

When an established couple decides to separate at the seven-year mark.

Several of my friends divorced after 7 years. The seven-year ditch rule must be in effect.

by Xeenie February 16, 2009

Seven Dollar Shit

Buying a ticket to see a movie at a movie theater (which is usually around seven dollars) and having an unexpected episode of profuse defecation.

Friend: "How was that movie you guys saw last night?"

Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."

Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."

by 7h0rn3 August 06, 2007

twenty porn/seven

Twenty porn/seven decribes someone who is addicted to online porn and surfs it constantly (instead of surfing twenty four/seven they are twenty porn/seven).

My roommate is online twenty porn/seven looking for guys.

by philanewbie July 12, 2010

Star-Six-Sevening

The act of pressing *-6-7 before dialing a number, to remain anonymous in caller display.

Guy:Hey, guys, let's prank call someone!
Girl:Dont forget to star-six-seven, so we won't get in trouble!
Guy:Whay?
Girl:Star-six-sevening is how you don't show up on caller display, that gets a lot of people tagged for prank calls

by Bricheese September 07, 2009

seven layer burrito

A sexual act involving seven people simultaneously. A seven-way.

I just banged six bitches at the same time. It was a total seven layer burrito.

by Broheim Steamroller February 21, 2010

Half plus seven

"Half, plus seven" is the age-old dating rule for dudes. It justifies the dating of younger women, within reason. The formula begins with each dude's age (for example, 22). That age is halved (22/2 =11), and 7 is tacked on to the divided result. Therefore, a 22 year old male may legitimately date an 18 year old female, a 25 male may date a female of 19.5, and a 30 male may date a female of 22. While there is no technical ceiling on this social anthropological formula, there is a point at which common sense takes over, and it just becomes disgusting. For instance, this formula should not be used to justify a 60 year old man dating a 37 year old female.

Half plus seven examples:

Guy's age: 20. Formula: (20/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 17.

Guy's age: 25. Formula: (25/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 19.5

by Jdim September 27, 2006

seven seas of rhye

seven seas of rhye is a great, kinda underrated song by the band queen. l i s t e n t o i t

wow seven seas of rhye is such a good song

by freddie39mercury April 17, 2020