...Scamper. Fuck. I hate myself.
by Captain_Jack September 19, 2006
Get the Scamper mug.by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004
Get the scrumping mug.v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.
Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!
by Me March 24, 2005
Get the smoke scrump dew mug.The feeling gained and expression used when winning a big bet and/or the description of someone betting on an '"outsider". i.e "Chasing the scomp"
Bobby: "I cannot believe you are putting a tenner on the 33/1 shot, you are really chasing the scomp there, James"
James: "What a scomp! i am scomping all over the bookies!"
Bobby: "Boy! That was one hefty scomp! you are the scomp king"
James: "What a scomp! i am scomping all over the bookies!"
Bobby: "Boy! That was one hefty scomp! you are the scomp king"
by Gingeinc November 10, 2009
Get the Scomp mug.scampions are the stupid boys that ot to campion skol in hornchurch they think they r the best wen they all get off at romford station to go meet all the sacred sluts u think they r the pretyest girls around but really they aint coz they all just look the same at least u got the other skols eg there rivile brentwood ursulins they r different yea they may wear brown but they all have there own unique personalitys n style u no what scamps dunno what u c in them sluts u shud definatly go for the brentwood lassies!
"omg yeah i fuck dat sacred slut the other day she wud du nefin if i sweet tlked her" " well i tryed it with that brentwood girl we didnt du nefin but she is so easy to tlk to her i get on with her well gd"
by just lil advice boys. Lee! May 1, 2005
Get the scampions n sacred sluts mug.Joe: Hey man, I just picked up a bag.
Wayne: Hey, what's that?!! (yells out and points up while grabbing bag and putting it in his pocket)
**SCHUMP**
Joe: Hey man, where is my bag?
Wayne: I don't know! What just happened?
Wayne: Hey, what's that?!! (yells out and points up while grabbing bag and putting it in his pocket)
**SCHUMP**
Joe: Hey man, where is my bag?
Wayne: I don't know! What just happened?
by Bo Nana August 22, 2007
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