morning scrambler

The act of defecating on someone's George Foreman Grill for them to find in horror.

The girl was a fucking bitch, so I made her a morning scrambler, it'll be a breakfast she'll never forget!

by TeamPrank September 14, 2009

415 Scam

A scheme to get investors to pour money into an unproven idea that will burn through cash at an alarming rate and probably never produce any revenue. AKA, a San Francisco start-up.

Man, I can't believe so many people fell for that Pets.com 415 scam back in the day.

by hackworth May 19, 2012

Sacramento squash tourny

A woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. She then places this up her vagina using the tin to push it all the way up. She then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.

"Hey Cindy, this party is boring"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"

by Stevo_Brill June 1, 2015

Internet scam

The fucking reward pages that force you off urban dictionary and won’t allow you to go back. These are obviously scams that make you feel like you won something even though they pop up almost every fucking time you go on UD. The people who make these reward pages deserve to get hacked as they are ruining this holy site

The people who make these internet scams are fucking scummy cunts

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Scamdemic

A word used to show you're paranoid and think the government and pharmaceutical companies actually care about you.

Wake up sheeple it's all a big scamdemic!

by RBatz September 8, 2020

greek scramble

An exhibition sport played in ancient Greece where a sizeable mound of athletic men would writhe around naked and on top of each other, whilst being drizzled with extra virgin olive oil.

It was a regular greek scramble at work the other day.

by grahzny August 26, 2006

Scramp around

Verb: To scramp around

A verb that describes any meaningless, unnamed action. ie rolling around on the floor, throwing things inappropriately, being obnoxious, etc.

"Wow Auntie, there sure is lots of room to scramp around at your house!"

by ambizzler March 6, 2010