Social Brick

An individual who lacks basic social skills in conversation, often leading to dry ass small talk, making you want to smash their face in with a brick.

Simultaneously, talking to them is like talking to a brick.
I was talking to Patrick the other day, he’s such a social brick; he cannot keep a conversation alive and I want to hit him with a brick.
by D&Danny August 16, 2019
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social health

Social health involves your ability to form satisfying interpersonal relationships with others. It also relates to your ability to adapt comfortably to different social situations and act appropriately in a variety of settings.
I am working to improve my social health with my friends.
by JJBrezzy October 17, 2017
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Social Cock

A horny individual who walks around public places with his cock whipped out and/or whoring with every female that he comes in contact with. He is not, however, penalized for this activity, rather loved and adored by all, especially women.
Jesse: wow Morgan is walking around with his dick whipped out again.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.
by billy bob faggot June 08, 2013
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Social Boner

That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.
"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"

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by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013
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Social Tippex

A social interaction considered to eradicate any previous social faux pas. Such as tippex eradicates any written mistakes.
Person 1: "So what if I called you a cow? My hugs cancel it out."
Person 2: "HUGS AREN'T SOCIAL TIPPEX, YOU KNOW."
by Neopolitan Dreams December 07, 2009
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social masochist

a person who literally gets off on being somewhere they’re not wanted lol the other definition is wrong
my friend : why are you going to your exes party he hates u

me : i’m a social masochist
by no pride November 06, 2021
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pasta social

A large gathering of folks that celebrate the sauciest moments in life. Pants are optional.
Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?

Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!
by Cusefunnies April 11, 2021
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