smattered

A term for drug user half way between scattered on the gear and smashed on pot or alcohol at the same time

I'm off my face totally smattered

by scattkatt April 20, 2017

Smittied

To get pulled into a booze and coke fueled vortex of a conversation that often continues late into the night or early into the morning.

I went to happy hour last night for one drink and got {Smittied} until 5:00 AM.

by Silky Johnson 69 April 28, 2017

smlttpco

An acronym for “shaking my leg ‘till the poop comes out”

Created by ski racers for ski racers.

Dude, last night I shit myself on the hill and I started to smlttpco until it fell out of my suit.

by Trippster44 April 23, 2018

Smottie

A woman who is both smart AND hot, typically in a way that threatens other men's wives.

"My wife would be cool with me hanging out with Linda more often if she wasn't such a smottie."

by ERGhost June 10, 2018

Smittidge

The act of waving your foot in a threatening manner while drunk.

Chris was laying drunk on the couch being made fun of by her children. She then raised her leg and waved fer foot threateningly and yelled “do you want a smittidge?”

by Deenicecube July 15, 2018

Smuttefis

Smuttefis is a very cute and cool bear, they are usually very dumb and annoying. BUT THEY ARE CUTE!

Smuttefis is my dream boyfriend

- Malte

by Larsen134423 September 20, 2018

Smitty

A self-granted nickname. If someone isn’t given a nickname but still wants one, they will start introducing themselves as smitty. In reality, nobody calls them smitty.

Person: Hey man, what’s your name?
Jacob: Hey bro, I’m smitty!

by lions super bowl October 11, 2018