Sessionable

A place, usually a house, that is the optimum condition for sessioning in.

"I called around to Maureen's last week. I tell ya, her gaff ain't half sessionable. No neighbours and it's massive"

by SkirmishCork January 25, 2017

sessioné

(ses-sion-é)

The act or art of sinking copious amounts of ales with friends over extended periods of time, inducing a euphoric state. A good sessioné will often lead to a kicky onés.

“Have you seen Sebastian sessioné ? He is a machine!”

Australia Day long weekend, that is going to be a solid sessioné

by Lord Sessioné January 17, 2018

Session/Sesh-head

A person who typically always has the sesh on their mind, or otherwise is always at the sesh.
Another accurate representation of a sesh head is also the music video to "mad scene" by Versatile

"Yes boys we need to go on a mission to find the sesh, can't take my mind off that premium jam"
"Yes Johnnie you're such a session/Sesh-head"

by No Waste Gang January 19, 2018

Session Beer

A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.

Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?

by Vanlifebloke July 13, 2018

Session

When you and the boys agree to masturbate on the spot without pulling your dick out or doing gay shit.

Aye yo Ellias, session?

by TheGreatBohemi November 29, 2018

session

when you have a makeover *session* with someone

me and tommy had major sessions last night

by koalakokales May 28, 2019

Session

The session isn’t a party. The session is a life choice. For those unfamiliar with the topic, get in the fucking bin. Grab your bag, bring your slag, rack two fat lines and bring a tenner bag. Pop that pill, sniff that line, turn up the volume have a good time. Ya have to get your bird playing in the snow with a card and a line, rack one up all the way down a spine, forget about tomorrow and forget the time, and give the bitch the bashy coz the powers mine!

No one:

Literally no one:

Everyone worth the time of day: “session like?”

by Baghead over ere March 20, 2021