Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whisky, and applying bare butt cheeks on someone’s drunken passed out face.

Oh Hey! did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper?!

by Morehoes May 29, 2018

Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.

Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”

by Jellyfish beans February 6, 2025

Scottish VD-UB

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.

Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.

by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024

Scottish Surprise

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt

“Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there”

by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022

Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.

Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.

by Onebizzeedude May 3, 2022

scottish plunger

When your Girlfriend gives you oral after her mouth was being used as a human poo toilet

guy 1: Dude, Me and my girl just tried the Scottish Plunger,
guy 2: Really, how did that go?
guy 1: I'm got 5 years in the slammer for rape, Totally worth it though

by Dandal202 May 23, 2016

Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.

I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022