quif

In my Montreal-based understanding of it, a {quif} is actually a {taub}. At least that how it was defined in N.D.G. (Notre Dame de Grace or No Damned Good), depending if you lived there or not.

"You stupid quif". "You are such a quif"

by shadowmc July 20, 2006

quif

to complain incessently

Bob: I don't wanna go
Tod: Quit your quifing shitface

by zetsumei naisho March 8, 2005

Quaff

Pronounced (kwoff) - A kweef that is done by a somewhat manly lady. Perhaps a gym teacher, or your Aunt Ron.

When Ms. Manner, our P.E teacher got up from the benches we heard a large quaff rumble from her frontal low.

by Leanna Burns January 6, 2009

quif

when air is expelled from a womans fanny

oh u bitch u quifed

by bette midler September 29, 2003

quaffle

The banter that wine buffs employ to describe their beverages, often only understood by other quaffers. Waffle for quaffers.

"this rather rambunctous claret has hints of French Oak and berries in the bouquet, and eathy tones on the palette with a hint of cinnamon" this is quaffle

by Dean Corin February 12, 2006

quif pizza

when two people are having sex and multiple quifs come out in a row

Damn girl that was just a quif pizza you had right there.

by Mark Twains a dickweed December 18, 2008

Male Queff

When a male queffs out of his urethra, but blames it on the girl

When in a sexual position, with a guys legs above his head, and air is pushed up the urethra and is released as a male queff

by GarretPeublowskeet March 18, 2011