shark puppet

an annoying hand doll thing that screams and says "yeah" it will take over your friends and people dumb enough to think his videos are good comedy need to be kicked off earth and grounded into the infinite vortex of space with the guy who invented the shark puppet its not funny its annoying

you see derreck over there he likes shark puppet must be retarted

by bruh 1234 September 24, 2019

the puppet

Fisting someone in the ass while they sit on your lap. You may opt to perform a joke routine during this time.

John spent the evening working on the punchline to a great bedroom joke routine, much to Stacey's dismay. Her ass was stretched more than her vagina from getting "the puppet" one to many times this week.

by Mike Seaver's friend Boner Bradley June 23, 2008

fuck puppet

A small, or traditionally petite young lady who perhaps misguidedly engages in sexual congress with a male partner several times her size and weight.

Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.

Tanya couldn't walk properly for two days after her hulking new shag had spun her round like a top, pressed her into a W-shape, held her by the ankles upside down while swinging her like a full-breasted pendulum to give himself a blow job, then spinning her round and lowering her a bit to stuff her from behind rather uncomfortably and generally using her as a fuck puppet all night.

by Martin Lukes March 11, 2008

darth vader mouth puppet

your penis darth vader who puts on a puppet show inside a womans mouth.But the woman is operating the puppet with her finger through your anus.

I was getting a beaner from my girl.when she stuck her finger in my butt.she used me as a puppet.she said this baby is a darth vader mouth puppet.and its show time.

by antous on topolots March 31, 2008

Finger Puppet

A girl who is soooo tight that when u put a finger in her pussy her arms move up and down.

Hey dont we all want a Finger puppet?

by CanadianBeef_24 December 16, 2003

arse puppet

is to be known as someones bitch (in a male to male relationship)

little johnny became his cell mates arse puppet when he was in lock up

by Matt .T .P February 17, 2008

sausage puppet

Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.

Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?

Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.

by counter22 June 14, 2009