Your..online.parent

There a really cool Person on tik Tok with 6.7k followers and he acts like your online parent and he’s really sweet ☺️

Person 1: have you seen Your..Online.parent ?

Person 2: no who are they?

Person 1: there a really cool person on tik tok you should check out there account

Person 2: ok 🥰

by Machis_crunchy_cvm_sock October 13, 2021

Whore Parent

A parent who insists on dropping their whore child off in the student parking lot at any high school instead of waddling their ass to the parent pick up where they belong.

The whore parent in the Land Rover busted shit through the student parking lot like it was nobody's business and stopped in an intersection so her tubby bitch kid could haul ass to first period and ended up getting owned by the Senior in his new H3.

by Seamus Gibbons December 16, 2006

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011

paneexyal

some random sexuality from tumblr that becky has decided she is because she is "quirky"

Ashleigh: Are you into girls or guys?
Becky: I'm paneexyal.
Ashleigh: What the actual fuck is that?
Becky: I dunno I found it on tumblr and thought it was cute 🥰😋✨

by krisjennerstoe April 29, 2020

papeep

To holler, greet, acknowledge, call on a ground or cellular telephone, page, or want to have doggy-style sex with.

"Papeep at ya dog."
"Holla son, papeep me when you get them eight balls."
"Excuse me Miss, but could you papeep up my missing son? He's somewhere around this store."
"Come back ese, I wants to papeep that hoho like she's blind and homeless."

by Alex Morgan June 22, 2004

parenitis

Like Senioritis, only worse. Strikes usually half way through the summer after coming home from college to live with your folks for four tortuous months. Symptoms include wearing headphones to block out excessive parental noise, spending your days 24/7 at work or at a friend's house, suddenly becoming introverted, or living entirely in your bedroom, just to escape from the phenomenon of parents wishing to speak to you about the most random shit.

Mom: "Honey, can you mow the lawn?"

Son: "......"

Father: "I think he's got parenitis."

by benlen August 22, 2011

big paneer

The name given to a person who drives an in-your-face car, most usually in Diamond White with large alloy wheels. They generally drive like idiots.

I just saw a big paneer in a White C-Class Coupe fly past

by lestermolester November 14, 2011