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Bitch Poof

An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.
The bigger the bitch poof, the bigger the bitch.
by Kr1574 December 16, 2008
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ploofing

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.
He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.
by D. Ploof October 22, 2009
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proofreading

Checking your god damn paper for incorrect spelling and grammatical mistakes.
I should have been proofreading my paper last night instead of watching "The Office." I could have caught my wrong use of the word "There."
by Jesus = Jew October 5, 2016
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bullet ploof grass

Iamwildcat said in a video with vanossgaming "we should have hid behind the bullet ploof grass. I just had a dyslexic moment."
Hey man i just installed some bullet ploof grass
by YaboiRick May 10, 2018
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tank-proofing

When you make a claim that is virtually only listing facts whilst in a debate. Origin: a tank is pieced of metal sheets that are connected to each other with studs and welding seams. The facts used as an argument in a conversation are seen as the metal studs and the welding that keep the tank together.
Bob: "...and that's why gay men have a 200-time bigger probability of getting H.."
Melvin: "Tank-proofing! Tank-proofing! Hate facts! BIGOT!!"
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 14, 2021
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poofgasm

The moment of poof, when something magically appears or disappears from view/memory/life. The moment is so profound, there is a -gasm at the end.
Three socks reappeared from under the dryer, it was a poofgasm.
by jmacofearth June 11, 2019
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Schlond Poofa

The tail pipe of a car.
I bought Ken the Gloden Schlond Poofa for his car.
by Hneum June 22, 2016
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