Electric Pop-Tart

When a girl zaps a guy in the nuts with a Taser, and then punches them right afterward.

She was so mad that she wanted to give her ex-boyfriend an electric pop-tart.

by Pandorazblog June 16, 2008

Poptard

One who is ignorant in matters of pop culture. This is a general term which includes the Cinematard.

Heather - "Who's Britney Spears?"
Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is."

by Schween D'Borscht January 5, 2009

Poptarts

One of the greatest foods to have ever been brought to existence. Thanks Kellogg's!

Who needs cooking if you have Poptarts?

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

Gay Pop Tart

A Gay Pop Tart is annoying and looks like Justin Bieber. He is always talking and teasing you about Hawaii. Overall though is an annoyingly awesome person and a great boyfriend. He likes basketball and baseball and is also obessed with his hair. He makes creepy shrines of his girlfriend according to my friends. He has a lot of people by him and can be shy but also outgoing. When it comes to talking to his girlfriend he is shy but when with his friends he is outgoing and annoying. He sometimes acts like a monkey. He can get mad and people can try to help but it never really helps. He is very understanding at points and will always listen. Even though he is a pretty good guy he is the cringiest person you will ever meet. He is most likely to date a girl named Brooke.

Person 1: Yep did you see that cringy guy on TikTok?
Person 2: Yep it was Gay Pop Tart.

by Bracksonforlife March 2, 2019

kenyan pop tart

When someone tosses someones salad and the person recieving the rim job blows diorrhea in the other persons face. Ewwww!

I was was licking out this bitch, then without warning, she gave me a kenyan pop tart.

by haheho September 4, 2008

Bangladesh Pop Tart

When there are so many penis'/cylindrical objects in the same Jewish woman's vagina at once that some of the strawberry looking gooey vaginal liquid spews out of her ass in a rectangular form. So, it looks like her ass is a toaster emitting a strawberry pop tart.

" Me,erick,joe,barry,fredrick,jeremy, a pink dildo, Noah, Carl and Harry all gave Sharon a Bangladesh Pop Tart last night."

by RYANS FAT ASS by SA February 13, 2009

Poptard

Verb.

To shoot a retard.

Jake: I would totally poptard Andy. All he does is gallop around the halls of school all day.

Nick: Ya, totally.

by Happy Face Man January 13, 2009