PTSD

PTSD or Post-Truss Stress Disorder is the anxiety most of the British public suffered from after the catastrophically incompetent 44-day reign of Liz Truss as Prime Minister. Common symptoms include people having their homes repossessed, going without food, and their grandchildren being saddled with an £8 trillion National Debt.

Jason: Shall I come round and watch the England match at your gaff tomorrow?
Pete: Nah, mate, got PTSD and had to sell it, innit.

by BBreaga October 21, 2022

PTSD

bringing back memories of a traumatic event for someone

“where’s dan?”
“don’t say that name i’m getting ptsd”

by daanjablete November 7, 2022

Pissdistance

The distance your able too piss.

My Pissdistance is 3 meters

by Hshsiakvabjsiis January 6, 2023

Pissdick

Pissdick; an insulting term referring to people who have a urine fetish, or males who refrain from cleaning their genitals.

Person one: "Guess what?"
Person two: "What, what's going on?"
Person one: "FRIEND told me VICTIM is a pissdick, didn't go well last night."
Person two: "Ohhh, shit!"

by PenIslandInhabitant January 6, 2023

PTSD

This is an acronym that can mean "Poo Turd Shit Diarrhea".

I had Chipotle the other day and I had some gnarly PTSD.

I'm really sorry, I can't go out because I have bad PTSD and I've been on the toilet all night. This sucks!

by LingDanc803 January 10, 2023

PTSD

Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder

BENJI: “My ex got me on some PTSD
GABRIEL: I bet you are the one that gave her trauma
Benji: I’m talking about Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder
Gabriel: CITY BOYZ UP

BENJI: Amee

by Benjamin Agu January 17, 2023

pissditching

Peeing inside of the anus of a sexual partner, often post sexual intercourse or for pee-fetish reasons.

Last night Tom asked me to do some pissditching, it was awesome!

by ummmguy March 12, 2023